My wife, inspired by the funny “Clinton / Trump duet” pictures circulating today, came up with this little ditty. Of course #WereWithHer, and no disrespect is intended. But I think we could all use a little laugh, and biased though I might be, I think this is brilliant.
"Election Night," a duet for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Background vocals provided by The Clin-Tones – Chelsea Clinton, Michelle Obama, Barack Obama, Tim Kaine; and the Trumpsters – Kellyanne Conway, Jeff Sessions, Melania Trump, Billy Bush Melody: “Summer Nights” from Grease
DT: Running for President, having a blast
HC: November 8 can't get here too fast
DT: Hey, this "girl" thinks she can beat me
HC: "Boys will be boys," but you're 70
Clin-Tones & Trumpsters: October days drifting away to…Election Night!
Trumpsters: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! Tell me more, tell me more
DT: Is she a billionaire?
Clin-Tones: Tell me more, tell me more HC: That can't be his real hair!
DT: She had pneumonia, not just a cold
HC: He has a fake tan, pretends he's not old
DT: She stayed home 'cause she couldn't walk
HC: He thinks assault is "locker room talk"
Clin-Tones & Trumpsters: Donald's done, shouldn't have run…how many days til Election Night?
Trumpsters: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh! Tell me more, tell me more
Was it hate at first sight?
Clin-Tones: Tell me more, tell me more She will keep up the fight!
DT: Asked her questions about hubby Bill
HC: I think Trump might be mentally ill
DT: We'll make America great once more
HC: Oh you're leaving? I'll get the door!
Clin-Tones & Trumpsters: Summer fling don't mean a thing…Just wait ‘til Election Night!
Trumpsters: Please no more, please no more But he does like to brag Clin-Tones: Please no more, please no more 'Cause we think we might gag
HC: He has made the GOP weep
DT: When you’re a star, you can just grab the BLEEP!
HC: Can’t believe he's so evil and lewd
DT: You could be hot if you weren't such a prude
Clin-tones & Trumpsters: Election heat, boy and girl meet…but it’s almost Election Night!
Clin-Tones: Tell me more, tell me more How much dough has he spent? Trumpsters: Tell me more, tell me more Where’s those emails she sent?
(On November 9)
DT: Lost in a landslide…how could this be?
HC: So I told him they’re just with me
DT: On Fox News, I called her a cow
HC: No-one cares what he’s doin' now
Clin-Tones and HC: All of Trump's dreams ripped at the seams… but, oh, that Election Ni-i-i-i-i-ght!!!
